window cleaner

He´s working as a window cleaner on the 40th floor of skyscraper. Some minutes before he can go, he looks into the “mirror” of the skyscraper facade because his girlfriend is waiting downstairs for him. He wants to look at his whole body and makes a step back.
Big mistake.
Judith

Miss Blonde

A woman goes to the doctor.
She came in and he asks her what complaint she have.
“Miss…eh…Miss Blonde…eh…what do you have?”
“Doctor, Doctor!When I push on my head then it hurts!and on my knee and my back and….”
“Unequivocal!Your finger is broken!!!”
 
Luba Boschko

The teacher Mrs Haps tells the kids of the 5d : ” Some animals has better senses than us . Can you tell me a animal that have better eyes that us ? ” Peter says : ” A eagle ! ” Then the teacher asks : ” Which animal smell better than us ? ” Hans [...]

Doctor

 Man calls doctor in the night .  Doctor tells him to write his last will .  Man asks him : ” Will I die ? “. Doctor says : ” Please call a notary ! “ Will I die ? “  ” No but I don´t want to be the only one who is here in the night “  The End
 
Josia Alberts

Police Control

Police control. Officer asks a man to show his driving license. But man doesn´t know what it is. Officer tells him that there´s a picture of him in it. Man find a mirrow, gives it to officer. Then officer look at it says :” OH you´re a officer,too.”
Josia Alberts